Volume 5 Page 131
Posted March 20, 2019 at 12:01 am

Panel 1: I’m amused to think that there seemed to plenty of commercials along those lines a decade ago; nowadays, the sports-talk radio that I mainly listen to while working is positively inundated with ads for erectile-dysfunction treatments and clinics of all sorts, with products and services ranging from the seemingly legitimate to the downright sketchy. Goofily enough, in almost every such advertisement, the announcers affect the same suggestive tone whenever they unleash key euphemisms such as “be a tiger in the bedroom” or “she’ll like it, too.” Along those lines, readers of the miniseries Empowered and the Soldier of Love might recall that a certain colossal superhero from that story took his supranym from the striking subject line of a spam email I once received: “BE HER NIGHT GIANT.”

Honestly not sure what obscenity is being censored in panel 4, but I suspect that, per the Caged Demonwolf, this might well be “the dread ‘C-word’ of which the legends whisper.”

Panel 5: WHAT’S THIS?????

-Adam Warren

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