Panel 3: Yeahp, turns out that Major Havoc is feigning ignorance, as the next three panels—and brief scene change—will show.

Panel 4: I’d forgotten that Havoc has a big ol’ picture of himself behind him in this shot. Nice! As Whitney Houston once put it, “Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.” (Really? Huh.) Clearly, Havoc took her sage advice to heart, as both that portrait behind him and his self-addressed fanfiction output prove.

Panel 5: Gotta say, the idea of superheroes writing potentially pornographic fanfic about themselves cracked me up perhaps a little too much. Per Craig Ferguson, “I made myself laugh, and that’s half the battle.”

-Adam Warren