Panel 1: Y’know, it’s only occurred to me now that winding those strip-based arm and leg wrappings of the Ninjette costume would be remarkably g-d tedious. 

Pretty solid shots of Ninjette-cosplaying Emp on this page. Nicely done, Decade-Ago Me!

Panel 5: Is a ninja lap dance imminent? Mayhap so!

Today’s Patreon update: As it’s a Wednesday, time for the $5+ Patron tiers to get their weekly dose of commissioned damsel-in-distress content! This time around, we’re serializing a lengthy narrative of a familiar lass imperiled by a goofy, gluegunning varlet (among MANY such varlets, as we’ll see); in fact, I’ve long considering redrawing this one as an Empowered story, but will almost certainly never get around to doing so now.

-Adam Warren