Time at last for a story that was originally intended to appear way back in Empowered vol. 3, but wound up bumped all the way into this volume in a desperate and misguided attempt to meet my vol. 3 deadline. (In fact, an illo based on this episode still appeared on the back cover of that volume, even though the actual story had disappeared from the book’s interior.) Stand by for at least mildly kinky sex, poorly chosen basketball players, wildly abstruse vocabulary terms, and frequent Overdialoguing Alerts!