NON-IRONIC (I SWEAR) WARNING TO SENSITIVE READERS: The two pages of Infernal Service Provider dialogue that follow this one feature some notably harsh verbal descriptions of atrocious behavior, so you might want to check back in with the comic on Friday; you’ll still get the point, I believe. (In all seriousness, some readers really get thrown when this series verges on heavy-duty unpleasantness; then again, it might well be the case that all such readers have already been chased off by previous episodes of harshness.)

Today’s Patreon update: No idea what’s going up today, TBH! Check in at 9:00pm EST and find out, Patrons!

-Adam Warren