Panel 2: My old flip-phone, immortalized! Ehh, on second thought, screw that miserable piece of crap, which was vastly harder to use than the smartphone(s) that replaced it. I briefly had to go back to texting with a g-d flip-phone keypad during my last convention trip due to a bricked smartphone, and that was absolutely a miserable blast from the past. (OTOH, must admit that none of my crappy old flip-phones ever bricked on me.)
Today’s Patreon update: As it’s a Wednesday, time for the $5+ Patron tiers to get their weekly dose of commissioned damsel-in-distress content! This time around, we’re continuing serialization of an extremely goofy, proto-Empowered-format comic written and drawn circa 2002, telling the cheesecake-intensive tale of the wee shinobi of the “Pint-Size(d) Ninja Platoon” struggling to distress a very familiar damsel.